Discover some of the craziest copywriting tricks to get more sales for you and your clients.
This guy was drowning and prayed to God for help.
A boat came along and he said no, God was coming to help him.
Another boat came along after a while and he still refused, saying God was coming to help him.
Finally, a helicopter came around and he said the same thing.
In the end, he died.
When he got to the gates of heaven, he asked God why He didn’t save him.
God said he sent help three times but he refused.
Here’s the moral of the story.
As much as I know that people don’t like looking weak or stupid, you must take this little advice,
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Get help when you need it.
Don’t be stubborn and stupid.
Especially when someone is trying to help you.
Yes, sometimes some people try to take advantage of you.
Tit for tat.
And if you’re a lady and have gone through this tit for tat crap, you know what I’m talking about.
And in that case, you can tell them to shove their help right up their ass.
But when you find someone genuinely interested in helping you, take it.
Don’t be like the idiot in this story.
I’m not saying you should go around begging, because your value will go down this way.
All I’m saying is when God sends help to you, take it.
That way, you won’t make life harder than it is already.
How to get a girl into bed
You wine and dine her.
You flatter her.
Make her feel like she’s the most beautiful girl in the world.
Get her expensive and valuable gifts.
And even though she didn’t like you at first, or didn’t trust you…
She’ll start opening up to you because of all the amazing gifts you give her.
And soon, before she even knows what she’s doing…
You’ve gotten her into bed.
That’s exactly how sales work.
Imagine meeting a lady for the first time and trying to get her to sleep with you.
It won’t work.
Although there are pick-up artists who do this using a combination of manipulation and hypnosis.
But since you’re not a psychopath, and you truly want to help people, and form a great long-term relationship with them,
You do it right.
When you run an ad or use a social media platform to get clients and leads, don’t ask for the sale immediately.
Instead, offer value.
Provide incredible value in your ad and your social media or lead-generating platforms.
People see this, love the value you provide, and they join your email list, thereby becoming a prospect/lead.
You’re not done yet.
Provide value in your email welcome sequence so they know that you know exactly what you’re talking about and they can trust you.
After you’ve done all these…
Ask for the sale.
Because of all the valuable information you’ve provided, these prospects will become raving fans and will continue to do business with you for a long time.
You didn’t ask for the sale immediately after you met them.
You provided value instead.
And, you showed them that you can help them and that they can trust you before asking for the sale.
They have to trust that you can deliver.
Else, you’re never getting the sale.
Provide value. Help your prospect, and you’ll make consistent sales.
Think for yourself
You think you’re doing what’s best for them,
But in actuality…
You’re killing them.
Let me explain.
Kids are helpless, at least when they’re born.
And as parents, you see them that way for a long time… even until they’re in their thirties.
But the problem is, you don’t see how your action handicaps them.
You still see them as the helpless baby you brought home from the hospital.
But the problem is, they’re no longer children.
And at an earlier age, they’re capable of doing things themselves but would rather not because daddy and mommy will do it for them.
And when they grow up, they can’t do simple things like think for themselves and take their destiny into their own hands.
But here’s the thing…
As parents, you can’t baby them forever.
They won’t always be in your arms or the crib.
They will grow up, learn to walk, and go outside.
When that happens, when they go out there and face the world, they realize that it will chew them and spit them out quickly because you never provided them with the necessary tools and assistance they need to function on their own.
There was a story of a king who had a baby boy (The heir to the throne).
He never let this child go outside.
Security was always with him, helping him do everything.
This child never saw what was beyond the gates of the compound.
One day, the gate was open and for the first time, he saw outside the gate.
He was curious.
He went outside and was immediately hit by a car.
And he died on the spot.
He was 10 years old.
This is because he didn’t have the good sense to move away from an oncoming vehicle.
This example might be extreme and the consequence dire.
But in today’s world,
We see these types of children in their thirties playing games in their parent’s basement, spending their parents’ money, and never having a clue what to do with their lives.
That’s why I respect people who think for themselves and learn how to create the life they want.
As a business owner or a copywriter, you chose this field, you’re kicking ass at it or you plan to kick ass at it.
This has eliminated you from the herd of mindless space wasters and has placed you among the top people in the world.
People who dream and act on their dreams.
And if you want to act on becoming a damn good copywriter, if you want to be among the best business person among your peers, if you want to write a sales copy that’ll bring customers to their knees and obliterate your competition…
I suggest you start with the simple copywriting course here.
You learn how to write a sales copy that increases your bottom line and quadruple your sale instantly.
“Face all your fears then get at me”
If you’re not a hip-hop fan, that’s the lyric to Migos’s Motosport song.
And even though the rest of the lyric on that verse was nonsense (because sometimes no one knows what these mumble rappers say in their songs)…
They do have a point.
Face all your fears!
But let’s get one thing straight here,
I’m not asking you to go into a lion’s den.
That’s a good way to get eaten.
I’m talking about the fears of life. (Starting a business, asking a girl out, asking a boy out, doing something completely new).
Noted, the fear of doing something new or putting yourself out there is real.
Most of us would rather sit at home, in our safety, without facing rejection and humiliation.
And I don’t blame you. The world is tough.
And if that’s the life you want to live, there’s no shame in that.
But if you dream of achieving more in life, if you want wealth, recognition, respect, and admiration…
You must put yourself out there.
Enter the arena of life and fight with sweat, tears, and blood.
Granted, some people will insult you, throw garbage at you (metaphorically speaking) and curse you out.
But if something is pulling at you from within, telling you that you can do more, be more, and have more…
You must put yourself out there.
Or else you’ll regret it a whole lot at the end of your life.
And trust me, you don’t want to feel the pain of regret.
You want to be an active participant in the game of life and leave knowing that you left it all on the table, win or lose.
And whatever the outcome, you’ll be proud of yourself knowing that you tried.
I will continue to give you more amazing copywriting tips to increase the conversion of your sales letters and boost sales for your business or clients.
But to take it to the next level, you’ll have to take action today to implement everything I teach you.
And if you can save these tips as I send them, cool.
But if you would rather have all the copywriting tips in one place, where you can revisit it from time to time when writing sales copy for your business, or your clients…
You should get the complete copywriting course.
It’ll show you how to use the hidden NLP copywriting secret to writing compelling sales letters that will increase online sales for your business.
And if you’re a copywriter, beginner, or advanced, it will show you how to boost sales for your clients.
It doesn’t matter who you are,
A business owner or a copywriter.
Although if you’re a copywriter, you’ll get more business by positioning yourself as a business owner.
Because let’s face it,
You’re a business owner.
Anyways, it doesn’t matter who you are.
If you want to boost sales.
You have to understand human psychology.
Because people buy with emotions and try to justify their purchase with logic.
When you understand this, you’ll know that when selling to people, face to face or on a screen…
You’ll have to appeal to their emotions.
You’ll have to dig deep into their psyche and peel out that one thing that they want the most.
And here’s the thing…
What they say they want isn’t what they want. (Human beings are funny like that).
Your child was sent home from school because you haven’t paid his/her school fees.
Now, to you, you want more money.
But deep down, you want people to respect you.
You want your kids to never face the shame of being called out in class and sent home in front of all their friends because they don’t have money.
You want recognition.
And, you don’t want teachers and neighbors to look at you weird because you don’t have money to train your children.
Do you see what I mean?
When selling to anyone, physically or online…
After you’ve decided what it is you’re selling and you’ve nailed down their persona.
Your next task is to drill deep into their emotions and get them to weep inside for your solution.
And once you’re able to do this, you can get any man born of a woman to do whatever you want them to do.
This is the power of a good salesperson.
But I must warn you…
Don’t misuse it for your gain.
Only use it when the prospect is going to gain something (making more money) and obviously, you’ll gain something too.
This sales psychology, what they are, how to use them, and get people to eat out of the palm of your hands is its section in the Complete Copywriting Course.
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You have discovered some of the best and craziest copywriting tricks to get more sales for you and your clients.
Use them in your ad copy, web copy, and sales copy.
You’ll make more money.